Lazy College Senior

Realizes he is 5 minutes late for class The professor will be mad, I'll be sick instead

Realizes he is 5 minutes late for class The professor will be mad, I'll be sick instead  Lazy College Senior

Shows up to find out test date has been moved Leaves

Shows up to find out test date has been moved Leaves  Lazy College Senior

Needs 50% to pass subject Gets 49.5% and lecturer rounds up

Needs 50% 
to pass subject Gets 49.5%
 and lecturer rounds up  Lazy College Senior

Too cold outside Drops the class

Too cold outside Drops the class  Lazy College Senior

Skips class to write paper due at midnight doesn't start writing until 11pm

Skips class to write paper due at midnight doesn't start writing until 11pm  Lazy College Senior

Walk to class and freeze or lay in bed all day and look at boobs? To Prof: "Sorry, looks like I'm sick and will be confined to my bed all day."

Walk to class and freeze or lay in bed all day and look at boobs? To Prof:

text books not on piratebay changes major

text books not on piratebay changes major  Lazy College Senior

Eyes hot chick can't man up, keeps drinking beer

Eyes hot chick can't man up, keeps drinking beer  Lazy College Senior

Sits down to study for German oral exam and final tomorrow Video games

Sits down to study for German oral exam and final tomorrow Video games  Lazy College Senior

Final exams okay time to study opens laptop immediately goes on facebook

Final exams okay time to study opens laptop immediately goes on facebook   Lazy College Senior
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