Lazy College Senior

Calls office demanding a next-day appointment. Pulls a no-show.

Calls office demanding a next-day appointment. Pulls a no-show.  Lazy College Senior

I've been very productive for about 30 minutes Better see what's happening on the ol' internet.

I've been very productive for about 30 minutes Better see what's happening on the ol' internet.  Lazy College Senior

finds westlaw and lexisnexis headnotes outlines done for the year

finds westlaw and lexisnexis headnotes outlines done for the year  Lazy College Senior

Participates in No Shave "November" No one notices

Participates in No Shave

20 minutes before last class of graduating semester Better have a beer first

20 minutes before last class of graduating semester Better have a beer first  Lazy College Senior

Gets Plastered at Pub Becomes one night builder

Gets Plastered at Pub Becomes one night builder  Lazy College Senior

Argues against teacher's interpretation of the reading he didn't do Wins argument

Argues against teacher's interpretation of the reading he didn't do Wins argument  Lazy College Senior

is suffering from a bad case of senioritis Since freshmen year

is suffering from a bad case of senioritis Since freshmen year  Lazy College Senior

Throws up blood Maybe will go to health center. Tomorrow. ...if he has time.

Throws up blood Maybe will go to health center.  Tomorrow.
 ...if he has time.  Lazy College Senior

Too long Didn't read

Too long Didn't read  Lazy College Senior
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