Lazy College Senior

Wakes up 5 minutes past alarm Guess I can't go to class

Wakes up 5 minutes past alarm Guess I can't go to class  Lazy College Senior

takes online class still 10 minutes late

takes online class still 10 minutes late  Lazy College Senior

Barely passes foreign language? Fluent

Barely passes foreign language? Fluent  Lazy College Senior

working on paper broken printer excuse still works

working on paper broken printer excuse still works  Lazy College Senior

car doors frozen shut skip all classes

car doors frozen shut skip all classes  Lazy College Senior

has plans with 5th year friends all decide just to 'stay in'

has plans with 5th year friends all decide just to 'stay in'  Lazy College Senior

Never misses Psych 101 Hot Freshmen

Never misses Psych 101 Hot Freshmen  Lazy College Senior

Four years at UCSC spent smoking weed and studying buddhism Never actually studied buddhism

Four years at UCSC spent smoking weed and studying buddhism Never actually studied buddhism   Lazy College Senior

"Someone already posted a study guide?" "They're awesome, going to play with the dogs."

"This is not an assignment you can save for the last minute..." Challenge Accepted

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