Lawyer Dog

They removed your testicles against your will? full disclosure, happened to me too and small claims court won't help.

They removed your testicles against your will? full disclosure, happened to me too and small claims court won't help.  Lawyer Dog

They threw out your appeal? Don't worry I'll bring it right back to him.

They threw out your appeal? Don't worry I'll bring it right back to him.  Lawyer Dog

Chicken asking for alcohol on facebook? No worries, I've a strong background in interspecies relations.

Chicken asking for alcohol on facebook? No worries, I've a strong background in interspecies relations.  Lawyer Dog

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.  Lawyer Dog

I'm from chicago but i prefer new york style pizzas

I'm from chicago but i prefer new york style pizzas  Lawyer Dog

Poo! We plead the fifth Did you do this?!

Poo! We plead the fifth Did you do this?!  Lawyer Dog

So they keep you in a cage every night, do they? I'd say you have a strong case for false arrest

So they keep you in a cage every night, do they? I'd say you have a strong case for false arrest  Lawyer Dog

Hire a dog for a lawyer He'll take your case pro-bone-o

Hire a dog for a lawyer He'll take your case pro-bone-o  Lawyer Dog

I Did my homework on your case But I ate it

I Did my homework on your case But I ate it  Lawyer Dog

If the collar doesn't fit You Must Acquit!

If the collar doesn't fit You Must Acquit!  Lawyer Dog
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