Lawyer Dog

You left a poop on the carpet? Dog on it!

You left a poop on the carpet? Dog on it!  Lawyer Dog

This is going to be a hard case That district attorney it's a bitch

This is going to be a hard case That district attorney it's a bitch  Lawyer Dog

They will eat this shit up Literally

They will eat this shit up Literally  Lawyer Dog

so,they found your paw prints at the scene of the crime im sorry but thats the last nail in the coffin

so,they found your paw prints at the scene of the crime im sorry but thats the last nail in the coffin  Lawyer Dog

You say he never threw the ball? Don't worry, he's gonna have a ruff time

You say he never threw the ball? Don't worry, he's gonna have a ruff time  Lawyer Dog

so the grass made you vomit? scotts isn't getting away with this

so the grass made you vomit? scotts isn't getting away with this  Lawyer Dog

You say the skeleton was buried in the back yard? I'll take this case pro-bono

You say the skeleton was buried in the back yard? I'll take this case pro-bono  Lawyer Dog

This case could make you very rich and please stop chewing on the furniture

This case could make you very rich and please stop chewing on the furniture   Lawyer Dog

wait, so he made you beg for that cookie? That sick bastard is going down

wait, so he made you beg for that cookie? That sick bastard is going down  Lawyer Dog

Old dogs can't learn new tricks? sounds like ageism to me!

Old dogs can't learn new tricks? sounds like ageism to me!  Lawyer Dog
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