Lawyer Dog

You say the black cat was about to cross your path? Sounds like self defense

You say the black cat was about to cross your path? Sounds like self defense  Lawyer Dog

Her butt smelled like another dog? I think you have a solid case against the bitch.

Her butt smelled like another dog? I think you have a solid case against the bitch.  Lawyer Dog

"The dog days are over"? you should be compensated for such slander

Your owner took a pic of you 'Derping' and posted it on reddit? MOTHER OF KIBBELS 'N BITS WE HAVE A CASE

Your owner took a pic of you 'Derping' and posted it on reddit?  MOTHER OF KIBBELS 'N BITS       WE HAVE A CASE  Lawyer Dog

purple tie? bitches love that shit

purple tie? bitches love that shit  Lawyer Dog

i just checked the penal law circling your finger doesn't terminate anything

i just checked the penal law  circling your finger doesn't terminate anything   Lawyer Dog

So you rolled over in full expectation of a treat but none was forthcoming? Torte of deceit.

So you rolled over in full expectation of a treat but none was forthcoming? Torte of deceit.   Lawyer Dog

Que le dijo a la profesora que te comiste su tarea? Calumnia!

Que le dijo a la profesora que te comiste su tarea? Calumnia!  Lawyer Dog

My esteemed colleague, Business Cat, has decided to come out of retirement. It's my legal opinion that if we do the same, we might just be chasing our tail.

My esteemed colleague, Business Cat, has decided to come out of retirement. It's my legal opinion that if we do the same, we might just be chasing our tail.  Lawyer Dog

iT'S A CASE OF HE SAID SHE SHED

iT'S A CASE OF  HE SAID SHE SHED  Lawyer Dog
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