Lawyer Dog

I got you a parole hearing You're going to be on a short leash

I got you a parole hearing You're going to be on a short leash  Lawyer Dog

You say they called the game "Red Rocket?" I'll see these boys go to jail for what they've done.

You say they called the game

When we assert a promissory estoppel defense, we can expect the plaintiff to ... Squirrel!

When we assert a promissory estoppel defense, we can expect the plaintiff to ... Squirrel!  Lawyer Dog

So, he posted your picture online without your permission? a simple case of invasion of privacy, this should be easy

So, he posted your picture online without your permission? a simple case of invasion of privacy, this should be easy  Lawyer Dog

Your owner only pretended to throw the tennis ball? fraud, harassment, mental anguish. Yes, I'll take this ca$e.

Your owner only pretended to throw the tennis ball? fraud, harassment, mental anguish. Yes, I'll take this ca$e.  Lawyer Dog

Law School Was The Best 21 Years of My Life

Law School Was The Best 21 Years of My Life  Lawyer Dog

their case is garbage we should totally eat it

their case is garbage we should totally eat it  Lawyer Dog

Ladies and gentlement of the jury, you've heard the plaintiff's testimony. And just because I eat crap doesn't mean you have to.

Ladies and gentlement of the jury, you've heard the plaintiff's testimony. And just because I eat crap doesn't mean you have to.  Lawyer Dog

Sure, I'll take your case Pro-bone of course

Sure, I'll take your case Pro-bone of course  Lawyer Dog

your owner farts and blames you? defamation of character

your owner farts and blames you? defamation of character  Lawyer Dog
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