Lawyer Dog

Mi Cliente No tuvo relaciones sexuales con esa pierna.

Mi Cliente No tuvo relaciones sexuales con esa pierna.  Lawyer Dog

Here at Bingo-Scruffy and Marmaduke You're in good paws

Here at Bingo-Scruffy and Marmaduke You're in good paws  Lawyer Dog

It seems you did not sign a prepuptual agreement

It seems you did not sign a prepuptual agreement  Lawyer Dog

He was forced to poop on the ground because YOU weren't home! I demand acquittal for my client!

He was forced to poop on the ground because YOU weren't home! I demand acquittal for my client!  Lawyer Dog

Whatever you thought this was going to cost... Multiply it by seven. Dog years bitch!

Whatever you thought this was going to cost... Multiply it by seven.  
Dog years bitch!  Lawyer Dog

So then they chased you with the vacuum cleaner? I'd say you have a strong case for harassment

So then they chased you with the vacuum cleaner? I'd say you have a strong case for harassment  Lawyer Dog

So, you were given leftover meatloaf and mashed potatoes, left in the house for 7 hours, and then punished for pooping on the floor? sounds like entrapment to me

So, you were given leftover meatloaf and mashed potatoes, left in the house for 7 hours, and then punished for pooping on the floor? sounds like entrapment to me  Lawyer Dog

Barking at the mail man? It's covered by the first amendment

Barking at the mail man? It's covered by the first amendment  Lawyer Dog

passed the bar headed to the hydrant

passed the bar headed to the hydrant  Lawyer Dog

I have no idea what I'm doing.

 I have no idea what I'm doing.  Lawyer Dog
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