Lawyer Dog

You my friend are a fucking douche

You my friend are a fucking douche  Lawyer Dog

I hear you like cats i like turtles

I hear you like cats i like turtles   Lawyer Dog

The confession is carved into a stick in the woods. I’m going to go fetch it.

The confession is carved into a stick in the woods.  
I’m going to go fetch it. 
  Lawyer Dog

postal workers, veterinarians, dog groomers, window cleaners, and cats. otherwise i'm totally against capital punishment

postal workers, veterinarians, dog groomers, window cleaners, and cats.  otherwise i'm totally against capital punishment  Lawyer Dog

a little metal never killed any body. actually, thats not entirely true.

a little metal never killed any body. actually, thats not entirely true.  Lawyer Dog

The judge is a man? we're golden, i'm man's best friend.

The judge is a man? we're golden, i'm man's best friend.   Lawyer Dog

So, you say the collar doesn't fit? Then they must acquit!

So, you say the collar doesn't fit? Then they must acquit!  Lawyer Dog

I just made partner At Beethoven, Whishbone, and Cujo

I just made partner At Beethoven, Whishbone, and Cujo  Lawyer Dog

obama supporters say 'eat the rich' Time to find a new profession

obama supporters say 'eat the rich' Time to find a new profession  Lawyer Dog

"Black" labs can't be police dogs? Lassie, get me jessie jackson.

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