Lawyer Dog

So, you want me to get in my crate because it's time for bed? A handful of Cheez-its might change my mind.

So, you want me to get in my crate because it's time for bed? A handful of Cheez-its might change my mind.  Lawyer Dog

So your owner called you into the bathroom while pooping, and it damaged your sense of smell? That's gross negligence

So your owner called you into the bathroom while pooping, and it damaged your sense of smell? That's gross negligence  Lawyer Dog

My name is Natalie Lahijanian The new lawyer in town

My name is Natalie Lahijanian The new lawyer in town  Lawyer Dog

I would share my notes with you... But we'd have to have a relationship so close as to approach that of privity.

I would share my notes with you... But we'd have to have a relationship so close as to approach that of privity.  Lawyer Dog

So the red duck is going around giving bad advice? tell cat to hold my calls. I've got work to do.

So the red duck is going around giving bad advice? tell cat to hold my calls.  I've got work to do.  Lawyer Dog

Best lawyer ever

Best
lawyer ever  Lawyer Dog

Yes, I think I can help with your case Pro-Bone-O

Yes, I think I can help with your case Pro-Bone-O  Lawyer Dog

After the nuggets left the cat They became part of the public domain and you were well within your rights to eat them

After the nuggets left the cat They became part of the public domain and you were well within your rights to eat them  Lawyer Dog

So they called you a bitch? Just lift up your legs and you have proof that you aren't.

So they called you a bitch? Just lift up your legs and you have proof that you aren't.   Lawyer Dog

When they ask you who let the dogs out Plead the 5th

When they ask you who let the dogs out Plead the 5th  Lawyer Dog
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