Lawyer Dog

if the collar doesnt fit you must acquit

if the collar doesnt fit you must acquit  Lawyer Dog

They told you seeking legal advice wouldn't be necessary? I smell a rat

They told you seeking legal advice wouldn't be necessary? I smell a rat  Lawyer Dog

The judge threw a blanket on your head? Sounds like cruel and unusual punishment to me

The judge threw a blanket on your head? Sounds like cruel and unusual punishment to me  Lawyer Dog

And you're sure you saw the lipstick? Sounds like you were raped

And you're sure you saw the lipstick? Sounds like you were raped  Lawyer Dog

As your lawyer i will always give you the straight poop

As your lawyer i will always give you the straight poop  Lawyer Dog

They gave you a ticket for parking in a reserved lot? They all look the same to me.

They gave you a ticket for parking in a reserved lot? They all look the same to me.  Lawyer Dog

Your owner fed you with chocolate? Looks like a case of attempted murder.

Your owner fed you with chocolate? Looks like a case of attempted murder.  Lawyer Dog

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Brought to you by  bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark  Lawyer Dog

Do not take advice from strangers over the internet and get actual advise from a lawyer who isnt a dog or a duck

Do not take advice from strangers over the internet and get actual advise from a lawyer who isnt a dog or a duck  Lawyer Dog

So it is your testimony That when she bent over... Rover, and i qoute, took over and gave her a bone of his own. Is that correct sir?

So it is your testimony That when she bent over... Rover, and i qoute, took over and gave her a bone of his own. Is that correct sir?  Lawyer Dog
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