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My client is stricken with an uncontrollable libido It's best to just let him ride it out

My client is stricken with an uncontrollable libido It's best to just let him ride it out  Lawyer Dog

You want me to work harder? Throw me a bone, will ya?

You want me to work harder? Throw me a bone, will ya?  Lawyer Dog

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I have no idea what I'm doing.  Lawyer Dog

on vacation the dog days of august are here

on vacation the dog days of august are here  Lawyer Dog

Reddit gave you bad advice about your bone? I'll work it Pro bono

Reddit gave you bad advice about your bone? I'll work it Pro bono  Lawyer Dog

You witnessed them taking money for your puppies? Don't worry, we have a strong case for illegal trafficking.

You witnessed them taking money for your puppies? Don't worry, we have a strong case for illegal trafficking.  Lawyer Dog

so you just urinated on the fire hydrant? naked? we can get you out of this, but only if we plead insanity

so you just urinated on the fire hydrant? naked? we can get you out of this, but only if we plead insanity  Lawyer Dog

He owes you alimony This was a bone-afide marriage

He owes you alimony This was a bone-afide marriage   Lawyer Dog

This court case is going to be ruff

This court case is going to be ruff  Lawyer Dog

So, she's suing you for sexual harassment? I stick my nose in peoples' butts all the time. You'll get off easy.

So, she's suing you for sexual harassment? I stick my nose in peoples' butts all the time. You'll get off easy.  Lawyer Dog
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