Lawyer Dog

What color was the car that hit you? Black or white?

What color was the car that hit you? Black or white?  Lawyer Dog

squirrel came into your yard and shook his tail? stand your ground defense

squirrel came into your yard and shook his tail? stand your ground defense  Lawyer Dog

you suck men!!! If you drive drunk

you suck men!!! If you drive drunk  Lawyer Dog

Your honor that evidence is inadmissible It won't fit through the doggy door

Your honor that evidence is inadmissible It won't fit through the doggy door  Lawyer Dog

only awarded nominal damages? ARF.

only awarded nominal damages? ARF.  Lawyer Dog

Your employer gave you the sack without notice? I better lick it, for evidence.

Your employer gave you the sack without notice? I better lick it, for evidence.  Lawyer Dog

He blamed the fart on you? strong case for defamation of character

He blamed the fart on you? strong case for defamation of character  Lawyer Dog

I have good news and bad news. The DA has offered us a flea bargain.

I have good news and bad news. The DA has offered us a flea bargain.  Lawyer Dog

they made you wear a shock collar? that sounds ruff

they made you wear a shock collar? that sounds ruff   Lawyer Dog

You don't need a corgi lawyer You need a **corgi** lawyer.

You don't need a corgi lawyer You need a **corgi** lawyer.   Lawyer Dog
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