Lawyer Dog

This judge is a pushover His bark is much worse than his bite

This judge is a pushover His bark is much worse than his bite  Lawyer Dog

You're in a custody battle? I know how you feel I lost all my kids...

You're in a custody battle? I know how you feel I lost all my kids...  Lawyer Dog

it seems there was no binding contract It was merely an invitation to treat

it seems there was no binding contract It was merely an invitation to treat  Lawyer Dog

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He played Knick-Knack Paddy-Whack, but you ended up with no bone? I'll take the Case!

He played Knick-Knack Paddy-Whack, but you ended up with no bone? I'll take the Case!  Lawyer Dog

So, this guy keeps following you around sniffing your ass? I'd say you have a strong case for sexual harassment.

So, this guy keeps following you around sniffing your ass? I'd say you have a strong case for sexual harassment.  Lawyer Dog

You're being punished for escaping your leash? If the leash don't fit, they must acquit!

You're being punished for escaping your leash? If the leash don't fit,
they must acquit!  Lawyer Dog

They put a cone on your head and you can't lick your balls? We have a strong case here.

They put a cone on your head and you can't lick your balls? We have a strong case here.  Lawyer Dog

You think it's funny I don't have a tail? I think it's funny you can't make bail.

You think it's funny I don't have a tail? I think it's funny you can't make bail.  Lawyer Dog

this case will be tied up in court for years we'll have them chasing their tails

this case will be tied up in court for years we'll have them chasing their tails  Lawyer Dog
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