Lawyer Dog

as the court transcipt has it, I distinctly said "BARK BARK RUFF BARK BARK BARK BARK RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF BARKY BARK RUFF RUFF BARK

as the court transcipt has it, I distinctly said

Well I can appeal to the judge to postpone the trial until late Septmeber. This would give you time to get your finances and other personal affairs in order before the trial, and allow my researchers to gather more evidence. Or you could scratch my belly.

Well I can appeal to the judge to postpone the trial until late Septmeber. This would give you time to get your finances and other personal affairs in order before the trial, and allow my researchers to gather more evidence. Or you could scratch my belly.  Lawyer Dog

In my client's defence The bitch told my client her age in human years

In my client's defence The bitch told my client her age in human years  Lawyer Dog

The truth is buried in the evidence? don't worry, i'll start digging

The truth is buried in the evidence? don't worry, i'll start digging  Lawyer Dog

I'm about to make it rain... on your hydrants!

I'm about to make it rain... on your hydrants!  Lawyer Dog

My rate is $250 per hour I accept visa, mastercard and poop.

My rate is $250 per hour I accept visa, mastercard and poop.  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner told you he would take you to the park, but you ended up at the vet? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud

So, your owner told you he would take you to the park, but you ended up at the vet? I'd say you have a strong case for fraud  Lawyer Dog

Fox McCloud TOTALLY FORGOTTEN" Bestseller's author: Presents:

Fox McCloud
 TOTALLY FORGOTTEN

Depressed cat too similar? I'll have him in court for character infringement.

Depressed cat too similar? I'll have him in court for character infringement.  Lawyer Dog

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