Lawyer Dog

So you have bad luck after crossing a black cat? Sounds pretty far fetched.

So you have bad luck after crossing a black cat? Sounds pretty far fetched.  Lawyer Dog

Your owner won't pause his bioshock infinite session to take you outside? If you've done your due diligence and barked at the door for awhile with no success, the law says you can pee anywhere you like.

Your owner won't pause his bioshock infinite session to take you outside? If you've done your due diligence and barked at the door for awhile with no success, the law says you can pee anywhere you like.  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner petted the neighbors dog and ignored you I'd say you have a strong case for adultery

So, your owner petted the neighbors dog and ignored you I'd say you have a strong case for adultery  Lawyer Dog

my client did not have sexual relations with that leg

my client did not have sexual relations with that leg  Lawyer Dog

So what we're gonna do is plead no contest, and you should only get a couple days of community service. I've contacted your insurance company and requested that an SR-22 be added to your plan. Now all I have to do is contact the dmv. btw i pooped on your

So what we're gonna do is plead no contest, and you should only get a couple days of community service. I've contacted your insurance company and requested that an SR-22 be added to your plan. Now all I have to do is contact the dmv. btw i pooped on your   Lawyer Dog

Your owner wants to put you on a leash every time you go outside? Not without a restraining order

Your owner wants to put you on a leash every time you go outside? Not without a restraining order  Lawyer Dog

Typical Police Brutality There are rules for collaring a suspect!

Typical Police Brutality There are rules for collaring a suspect!  Lawyer Dog

I fought for Michael Vick Before and after he was accused

I fought for Michael Vick Before and after he was accused  Lawyer Dog

If the couch does not sit You must acquit

If the couch does not sit You must acquit  Lawyer Dog

A hairbrush you say... Oh we definitely have a case here

A hairbrush you say... Oh we definitely have a case here  Lawyer Dog
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