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you bit your groomer? self defense!

you bit your groomer? self defense!  Lawyer Dog

My client mr. pug would like to retract his earlier bird statement. On behalf of the state, we wish you a happy birthday Ms. Valad.

My client mr. pug would like to retract his earlier bird statement. On behalf of the state, we wish you a happy birthday Ms. Valad.  Lawyer Dog

I think we have probable claws.

I think we have probable claws.  Lawyer Dog

squirrel trespassing on your property? you're barking up the wrong tree

squirrel trespassing on your property? you're barking up the wrong tree  Lawyer Dog

Your owner stole your chew toy? We'll sue for all his socks

Your owner stole your chew toy? We'll sue for all his socks  Lawyer Dog

Good news! I was able to plead your sentence down to five years. You'll get out in 2047.

Good news!  I was able to plead your sentence down to five years. You'll get out in 2047.  Lawyer Dog

I could literally put anything here and you people would still upvote this shit

I could literally put anything here and you people would still upvote this shit  Lawyer Dog

I think we can arrange for a lighter sentence But first, you have to tell us where you buried the bones.

I think we can arrange for a lighter sentence  But first, you have to tell us where you buried the bones.  Lawyer Dog

tan kok cheng! you should start to study now!!!

tan kok cheng! 
you should start to study now!!!  Lawyer Dog

Is actually an animal Actually gives advice

Is actually an animal Actually gives advice  Lawyer Dog
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