Lawyer Dog

The bad news is that you are looking at 3-5 years. The good news is that's in dog years.

The bad news is that you are looking at 3-5 years. The good news is that's in dog years.  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner called you a bitch? I'd say you have a strong case for harassment

So, your owner called you a bitch? I'd say you have a strong case for harassment  Lawyer Dog

My client tells me that you've been harassing her. We're seeking all your bacon in damages!

My client tells me that you've been harassing her. We're seeking all your bacon in damages!  Lawyer Dog

People call me an "ambulance chaser" false, I chase all cars

People call me an

I may be on facebook, but The text book is open my table

I may be on facebook, but The text book is open my table  Lawyer Dog

Sexual Harrassment? No one told me butt-smelling was frowned upon

Sexual Harrassment? No one told me butt-smelling was frowned upon  Lawyer Dog

You're telling me the bag says it's not actually bacon? Well that gives us a leg up in this case

You're telling me the bag says it's not actually bacon? Well that gives us a 
leg up in this case  Lawyer Dog

I'd say you have a strong case That it wasn't you who got into the garbage.

I'd say you have a strong case That it wasn't you who got into the garbage.  Lawyer Dog

So, they left the shoes on the ground completely unattended? That is most assuredly entrapment

So, they left the shoes on the ground completely unattended? That is most assuredly entrapment  Lawyer Dog

This devorce is going to be difficult, your wife's a bitch Lucky I know how to deal with bitches.

This devorce is going to be difficult, your wife's a bitch Lucky I know how to deal with bitches.   Lawyer Dog
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