Lawyer Dog

So, your owner made a throwing motion with nothing in his hand and tricked you into running after the "ball"? let's draw up a complaint for fraudulent misrepresentation of a material fact

So, your owner made a throwing motion with nothing in his hand and tricked you into running after the

you look amazing for 117! Happy Birthday Summar!

you look amazing for 117! Happy Birthday Summar!  Lawyer Dog

Taxes? I don't pay no stinking taxes.

Taxes? I don't pay no stinking taxes.    Lawyer Dog

I don't normally do this for these types of cases, but for you, I'll do it pro bone-o.

I don't normally do this for these types of cases, but for you, I'll do it pro bone-o.  Lawyer Dog

LAW SO HARD Motherfuckers want to bite me

LAW SO HARD Motherfuckers want to 
bite me  Lawyer Dog

finals are a bitch get it? cuz i am a fucking dog

finals are a bitch get it? cuz i am a fucking dog  Lawyer Dog

My client saw the mailman trespassing on his land he had to bite him it was a matter of self defense.

My client saw the mailman trespassing on his land he had to bite him it was a matter of self defense.  Lawyer Dog

no i won't charge to retrieve your chew toy all my cases are pro bono

no i won't charge to retrieve your chew toy all my cases are
 pro bono  Lawyer Dog

So you only ever get kibbles, but no bits? That sounds like a strong case for discrimination

So you only ever get kibbles, but no bits? That sounds like a strong case for discrimination  Lawyer Dog

So you claim my client stole your subwoofer?

So you claim my client stole your subwoofer?  Lawyer Dog
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