Lawyer Dog

I'm not intimidated by opposing counsel I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast

I'm not intimidated by opposing counsel I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast  Lawyer Dog

i smell a rat, but it may be the prosector's butt. let me sniff around..

i smell a rat, but it may be the prosector's butt.  let me sniff around..  Lawyer Dog

A public employee accused you of wasting public funds? Use tax money to hire an expensive dog lawyer

A public employee accused you of wasting public funds? Use tax money to hire an expensive dog lawyer   Lawyer Dog

Need a specialist in patent litigation? Trust me

Need a specialist in patent litigation? Trust me  Lawyer Dog

You ran from the cops and the k-9 unit got you? This case will be ruff

You ran from the cops and the k-9 unit got you? This case will be ruff  Lawyer Dog

You peed on his doghouse? Sounds like Adverse Possession to me.

You peed on his doghouse? Sounds like Adverse Possession to me.  Lawyer Dog

Don't trip nigga Ima Dog

Don't trip nigga Ima Dog   Lawyer Dog

as a pro, I hold eye contact with the client and scratch with paw instead of licking.

as a pro, I hold eye contact with the client  and scratch with paw instead of licking.  Lawyer Dog

black cat about to cross your path? sounds like self defense

black cat about to cross your path? sounds like self defense  Lawyer Dog

You say they let the cat go INSIDE the house? That's a clear violation of the Equal Protection Clause

You say they let the cat go INSIDE the house? That's a clear violation of the Equal Protection Clause  Lawyer Dog
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