Lawyer Dog

Don't have a lot of money? Don't worry, I also do work pro-bono.

Don't have a lot of money? Don't worry, I also do work pro-bono.  Lawyer Dog

I'm "ruff" on crime ....... Puns are fun but it doesn't matter, cuz I'm a dog in a suit

I'm

What do I do all day you ask? Fucking Corgi Dog things... You wouldn't understand..

What do I do all day you ask? Fucking Corgi Dog things... You wouldn't understand..   Lawyer Dog

they used peanut butter to entice you? my friend, we will own them

they used peanut butter to entice you? my friend, we will own them  Lawyer Dog

How did you win the case? I told the judge that I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than my opponent.

How did you win the case? I told the judge that I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than my opponent.  Lawyer Dog

How do I know he is lying? I can smell fear from a mile away your honor.

How do I know he is lying? I can smell fear from a mile away your honor.  Lawyer Dog

They told me EMIRATES LATER MADE ME A CHUTIYA

They told me EMIRATES LATER MADE ME A CHUTIYA  Lawyer Dog

Claiming an insanity defense? you've come to the right place.

Claiming an insanity defense? you've come to the right place.  Lawyer Dog

Your owner told you to "Speak"? I'd advise you to have your lawyer present first!

Your owner told you to

Some other dog stole your ball? I'll make sure we get that son of a bitch

Some other dog stole your ball? I'll make sure we get that    son of a bitch  Lawyer Dog
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