Lawyer Dog

So, shama lpa are you or are you not the one on the left?

So, shama lpa are you or are you not the one on the left?  Lawyer Dog

Exploding Squirrels? Must be a motherfucking Friday.

Exploding Squirrels? Must be a motherfucking Friday.  Lawyer Dog

Woof.

 Woof.  Lawyer Dog

Hiring a corgi as your attorney Will work well for our insanity defense

Hiring a corgi as your attorney Will work well for our insanity defense   Lawyer Dog

You have a strong case We'll bury the prosecution

You have a strong case We'll bury the prosecution  Lawyer Dog

There's only one 'B' word you should ever call a woman, beautiful! Bitches love being called beautiful!

There's only one 'B' word you should ever call a woman, beautiful! Bitches love being called beautiful!  Lawyer Dog

So when his girlfriend came into the room he blamed the fart on you? This is a clear case of defamation

So when his girlfriend came into the room he blamed the fart on you? This is a clear case of defamation  Lawyer Dog

So, you were in the corner minding your own business chewing a wrapper when your owner pried open your mouth to find out what it was and also removed said item? I'd say you have a strong case for illegal search and seizure.

So, you were in the corner minding your own business chewing a wrapper when your owner pried open your mouth to find out what it was and also removed said item? I'd say you have a strong case for illegal search and seizure.  Lawyer Dog

Jane get me off of this crazy thing.

Jane get me off of this crazy thing.  Lawyer Dog

They call me an ambulance chaser nonsense, I chase all kinds of vehicles

They call me an ambulance chaser nonsense, I chase all kinds of vehicles   Lawyer Dog
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