Lawyer Dog

You Say they mutilate the genitals of baby boys, yet this is illegal for baby girls? That Violates the 14th Amendment to the Constitution!

You Say they mutilate the genitals of baby boys, yet this is illegal for baby girls? That Violates the 14th Amendment to the Constitution!  Lawyer Dog

Yes, Obama ate my older brother He will never be fur-gotten

Yes, Obama ate my older brother He will never be fur-gotten  Lawyer Dog

Birthday Happy Hour? As your attorney, i advise you Attend

Birthday Happy Hour? As your attorney, i advise you Attend  Lawyer Dog

Oh you want a guy with swag?? That will definitely help you pay bills in the future.

Oh you want a guy with swag?? That will definitely help you pay bills in the future.  Lawyer Dog

The judge has finally come to a verdict He said to let sleeping dogs lie

The judge has finally come to a verdict He said to let sleeping dogs lie   Lawyer Dog

He sniffed your butt in the park? That's grounds for sexual harassment.

He sniffed your butt in the park? That's grounds for sexual harassment.  Lawyer Dog

Hello, I have heard you need some legal representation Do you pay in bacon?

Hello, I have heard you need some legal representation Do you pay in bacon?  Lawyer Dog

so she wants a divorce? don't worry they don't call me the golden retriever for nothing

so she wants a divorce? don't worry they don't call me the golden retriever for nothing   Lawyer Dog

Well, the package didn't actually say "Bacon" I'm afraid you don't have a case

Well, the package didn't actually say

if The collar won't fit you must acquit

if The collar won't fit you must acquit  Lawyer Dog
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