Lawyer Dog

Hi, I'm Ahxels dog and i lick peanut butter off his dick because he can't get any girls

Hi, I'm Ahxels dog and i lick peanut butter off his dick because he can't get any girls  Lawyer Dog

I knew the supreme court would find health care reform fetching

I knew the supreme court would find health care reform fetching  Lawyer Dog

Pour me a double It's been a ruff day in court

Pour me a double It's been a ruff day in court  Lawyer Dog

If bananas "fitting perfectly in our hands" is a creationist argument for there being a god then why are they against masterbation [sic]

If bananas

tired? i've been dragging ass all day

tired? i've been dragging ass all day  Lawyer Dog

Your owner put peanut butter on his balls and made you lick it off? I'd say he feltprettygoodman.jpg

Your owner put peanut butter on his balls and made you lick it off?  I'd say he feltprettygoodman.jpg  Lawyer Dog

You say he left you alone for 4 hours? We have a strong case for gross negligence

You say he left you alone for 4 hours? We have a strong case for gross negligence  Lawyer Dog

If you dress your dog in clothes fuck you

If you dress your dog in clothes fuck you  Lawyer Dog

So the cat you killed was black ok heres the story he had a gun

So the cat you killed was black  ok heres the story he had a gun   Lawyer Dog

So, you pooped outside but didn't get a treat? Sounds like breach of contract.

So, you pooped outside but didn't get a treat? Sounds like breach of contract.  Lawyer Dog
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