Lawyer Dog

Law School Professor hid the ball I found it

Law School Professor hid the ball  I found it  Lawyer Dog

so you use memes as comebacks you insult even your own limited intelligence

so you use memes as comebacks you insult even  your own limited intelligence  Lawyer Dog

How does a lawyer dog sleep? First he lies on one side and then on the other

How does a lawyer dog sleep? First he lies on one side and then on the other  Lawyer Dog

PINSCHER? Your Honor, He never even touched her!

PINSCHER? Your Honor, He never
even touched her!  Lawyer Dog

I hear Mr. Mittens is stuck in a tree. Fuck Mr. Mittens.

I hear Mr. Mittens is stuck in a tree. Fuck Mr. Mittens.  Lawyer Dog

The squirrel has been in your dog house for only three weeks? I think you'll prevail against their adverse possession claim.

The squirrel has been in your dog house for only three weeks? I think you'll prevail against their adverse possession claim.  Lawyer Dog

Called for ruffing the passer? I can help!

Called for ruffing the passer? I can help!  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner's suing you for eating his Birthday Cake Don't worry, Tort law is my specialty

So, your owner's suing you for eating his Birthday Cake Don't worry, Tort law is my specialty  Lawyer Dog

Pissing on it Is nine-tenths of the law

Pissing on it Is nine-tenths of the law  Lawyer Dog

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