Lawyer Dog

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT  Lawyer Dog

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.

So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.  Lawyer Dog

Show me on this doll Where your owner put the peanut butter

Show me on this doll Where your owner put the peanut butter  Lawyer Dog

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy  Lawyer Dog

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection.  Leading the witness.  Lawyer Dog

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too   Lawyer Dog

Your owner made you shake hands and didn't give you a treat? Breach of contract, gross violation of the paw

Your owner made you shake hands and didn't give you a treat? Breach of contract, gross violation of the paw  Lawyer Dog

Maybe it's because I'm a dog But this case looks pretty black and white to me

Maybe it's because I'm a dog But this case looks pretty black and white to me  Lawyer Dog

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls  Lawyer Dog

It's a pleasure to meet you. Let me shake your hand. Very good. Now give me a biscuit.

It's a pleasure to meet you. Let me shake your hand. Very good.
Now give me a biscuit.  Lawyer Dog
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