Lawyer Dog

You say there is proof the cat ate out of your bowl? This case will be a walk in the park

You say there is proof the cat ate out of your bowl? This case will be a walk in the park  Lawyer Dog

Your Honor the witness is a cat... I'd like permission to treat her as hostile.

Your Honor the witness is a cat... I'd like permission to treat her as hostile.  Lawyer Dog

Didn't tell you the toilets flushed with reclaimed water? (dog lawyer pun)

Didn't tell you the toilets flushed with reclaimed water? (dog lawyer pun)  Lawyer Dog

Your puppies are a different color than you? Sounds like a solid paw-ternity suit.

Your puppies are a different color than you? Sounds like a solid paw-ternity suit.  Lawyer Dog

Judge threw out our case it was in very poor condition and should have been thrown out quite some time ago.

Judge threw out our case it was in very poor condition and should have been thrown out quite some time ago.  Lawyer Dog

Before we proceed I will need to sniff your butt first

Before we proceed I will need to sniff your butt first  Lawyer Dog

Some people call me an 'ambulance chaser' But I chase other vehicles too.

Some people call me an 'ambulance chaser' But I chase other vehicles too.  Lawyer Dog

Dont worry, the judge is a personal friend He'll throw us a bone.

Dont worry, the judge is a personal friend He'll throw us a bone.  Lawyer Dog

So, you are divorcing your wife because she is a bitch? I may have a conflict of interest.

So, you are divorcing your wife because she is a bitch? I may have a conflict of interest.  Lawyer Dog

I approve your loan Just let me fetch the paperwork

I approve your loan Just let me fetch the paperwork  Lawyer Dog
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