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Man from Chicago is bothering hospital patients "Sir, you need to leave, you're Ill Annoyin'"

Man from Chicago is bothering hospital patients

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

 Because he was Haydn  Lame Pun Coon

You're an apple, I'm an orange we make a great pear, but we just cantaloupe

You're an apple,
I'm an orange we make a great pear,
but we just cantaloupe   Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the fight at the candy shop? Two suckers got licked.

Did you hear about the fight at the candy shop? Two suckers got licked.  Lame Pun Coon

i thought about trying sadism, necrophilia and beastiality but i figured that would be beating a dead horse

i thought about trying sadism, necrophilia and beastiality but i figured that would be beating a dead horse  Lame Pun Coon

If you're afraid of pedophiles... Then GROW UP!

If you're afraid of pedophiles... Then GROW UP!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the nautical optometrist? he has a good sense of aqueous humour

Did you hear about the nautical optometrist? he has a good sense of
aqueous humour  Lame Pun Coon

Do we have any more explosives left? I don't know, c-4 yourself

Do we have any more explosives left? I don't know, c-4 yourself  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!  Lame Pun Coon

A cemetery? That's the last place I want to go.

A cemetery? That's the last place 
I want to go.  Lame Pun Coon
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