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why do programmers always mix up Halloween and X-mas? Because OCT 31 = Dec 25

why do programmers always mix up Halloween and X-mas? Because OCT 31 = Dec 25  Lame Pun Coon

Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke? Joke joke joooooooooke

Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke? Joke joke     joooooooooke  Lame Pun Coon

the mailman always goes to the bar post office

the mailman always goes to the bar post office  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear Qui Gon Jinn got killed? I heard he got mauled.

Did you hear Qui Gon Jinn got killed? I heard he got mauled.  Lame Pun Coon

Notices plant biology teacher is upset, asks: What's stomata?

Notices plant biology teacher is upset, asks: What's stomata?  Lame Pun Coon

*Farts* Hey did you hear that asshole talking shit?!

*Farts* Hey did you hear that asshole talking shit?!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the cow apocalypse? It was an udder catastrophe.

Did you hear about the cow apocalypse? It was an udder catastrophe.   Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear beyonce's pregnant? It's Destiny's Child

Did you hear beyonce's pregnant? It's Destiny's Child  Lame Pun Coon

Went to a masterbation contest earlier I came first

Went to a masterbation contest earlier I came first  Lame Pun Coon

Kim Jong-Il Dead? I guess his Korea is over

Kim Jong-Il Dead? I guess his Korea is over  Lame Pun Coon
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