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Asked the waiter, "Is that rice or noodles" Noodles. Orzo it seems.

Asked the waiter,

THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WAS A SMASHING SUCCESS

THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WAS A SMASHING SUCCESS  Lame Pun Coon

got chicken pox? i feel bad for you son! I got 99 problems but an itch 'aint one!

got chicken pox? i feel bad for you son! I got 99 problems but an itch 'aint one!  Lame Pun Coon

Stack up 7 pizza rolls Leaning tower of pizza

Stack up 7 pizza rolls Leaning tower of pizza  Lame Pun Coon

GGG? I see him everywhere. Must be pretty Gregarious.

GGG? I see him everywhere. Must be pretty Gregarious.  Lame Pun Coon

I'm not going to pass this rocks and minerals test. I don't know schist

I'm not going to pass this rocks and minerals test. I don't know schist  Lame Pun Coon

I dropped my phone in the toilet now it gets really shitty service

I dropped my phone in the toilet now it gets really shitty service  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the man who killed for a drink? It was thirst-degree murder!

Did you hear about the man who killed for a drink? It was thirst-degree murder!  Lame Pun Coon

Me and my recliner We go way back

Me and my recliner We go way back  Lame Pun Coon

What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder!

What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder!  Lame Pun Coon
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