Lame Pun Coon

Went to see my ex at the salon I told her to keep the bangs

Went to see my ex at the salon I told her to keep the bangs  Lame Pun Coon

what do you call a waffle on the beach in California? Sandy Eggo

what do you call a waffle on the beach in California? Sandy Eggo  Lame Pun Coon

I used to have the best way of delivering a play on words But I guess there's morays to tell puns now

I used to have the best way of delivering a play on words But I guess there's morays to tell puns now  Lame Pun Coon

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1

Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1  Lame Pun Coon

Catch girl masturbating on her period Caught her red-handed

Catch girl masturbating on her period Caught her red-handed  Lame Pun Coon

Applied for a job at Foot Locker I'm a shoe in

Applied for a job at Foot Locker I'm a shoe in  Lame Pun Coon

put a lamp shade on my head took it off 'cos it made me feel light-headed

put a lamp shade on my head took it off 'cos it made me feel light-headed  Lame Pun Coon

Guys, enough with the dubstep bass jokes. just drop it.

Guys, enough with the dubstep bass jokes. just drop it.  Lame Pun Coon

WHATS UP WITH ALL OF THESE CONFESSIONS LATELY? I GUESS THEY CANT BEAR IT ANY LONGER!

WHATS UP WITH ALL OF THESE CONFESSIONS LATELY? I GUESS THEY CANT BEAR IT ANY LONGER!  Lame Pun Coon

Soy protein? No whey!

Soy protein? No whey!  Lame Pun Coon
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