Lame Pun Coon

September 11th 2001 was the day the stock markets crashed.

September 11th 2001 was the day the stock markets crashed.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? Don't worry, he's all right now!

Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? Don't worry, he's all right now!  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood

What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the anesthesiologist who quit? he felt he was being treated like a number

Did you hear about the anesthesiologist who quit? he felt he was being treated like a number   Lame Pun Coon

Someone asked me what my favorite rock was I told him it was none of his bismuth

Someone asked me what my favorite rock was I told him it was none of his bismuth  Lame Pun Coon

"Aw, does someone need a hug?" Bitch, Please.

I was so sure there was metal in this rock. But it turns out I was ore-oneous.

I was so sure there was metal in this rock. But it turns out I was ore-oneous.  Lame Pun Coon

It's hard for me to write a drinking song I never make it past the first few bars

It's hard for me to write a drinking song I never make it past the first few bars  Lame Pun Coon

I wondered why the ball was getting so big Then it hit me

I wondered why the ball was getting so big Then it hit me  Lame Pun Coon

I can't get any cell reception in this cemetery. It must be a dead zone.

I can't get any cell reception in this cemetery.  It must be a dead zone.    Lame Pun Coon
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