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I always carry some taffies to give the ladies when they ask I believe it's a woman's right to chews

I always carry some taffies to give the ladies when they ask I believe it's a woman's right to chews   Lame Pun Coon

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SAD TOMATO WHAT'S TA-MATAR?

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SAD TOMATO WHAT'S TA-MATAR?  Lame Pun Coon

GOT A PEPSI THROWN AT HIM "AT LEAST IT WAS A SOFT DRINK"

GOT A PEPSI THROWN AT HIM

Did you hear about the Boston bombing? I hear it was a blast

Did you hear about the Boston bombing? I hear it was a blast  Lame Pun Coon

Are you a dermatologist? Because you're really gettin' under my skin!

Are you a dermatologist? Because you're really gettin' under my skin!  Lame Pun Coon

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs  Lame Pun Coon

Changed my iPod name to Titanic It's syncing now.

Changed my iPod name to Titanic It's syncing now.  Lame Pun Coon

I was gonna have her bring you some chicken but it was fowl

I was gonna have her bring you some chicken but it was fowl  Lame Pun Coon

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? It's kind of cheesy.

Wanna hear a joke about pizza? It's kind of cheesy.   Lame Pun Coon

How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard

How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard  Lame Pun Coon
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