Lame Pun Coon

I work at a vacum store it sucks

I work at a vacum store it sucks  Lame Pun Coon

The neighbor's dog was barking all day yesterday It was a ruff night

The neighbor's dog was barking all day yesterday It was a ruff night  Lame Pun Coon

Was that a spotted deer? No, just a commandeer.

Was that a spotted deer? No, just a commandeer.  Lame Pun Coon

Having sex in Middle Earth Is Hobbit-forming

Having sex 
in Middle Earth Is Hobbit-forming  Lame Pun Coon

Genocide It's just overkill.

Genocide It's just overkill.  Lame Pun Coon

Bought handcuffs for travelers They're made for tourists.

Bought handcuffs for travelers They're made for tourists.  Lame Pun Coon

I HEARD THEY WERE HAVING A COMPETITION IN THE SUPREME COURT A TOURNEY AT LAW

I HEARD THEY WERE HAVING A COMPETITION IN THE SUPREME COURT A TOURNEY AT LAW  Lame Pun Coon

What is a mistress? something between a mister and a matress.

What is a mistress? something between a mister
and a matress.   Lame Pun Coon

Why don't animals have tests in zoo? Because there's too many cheetas

Why don't animals have tests in zoo? Because there's too many cheetas  Lame Pun Coon

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.  Lame Pun Coon
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