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lightning struck an orchestra no one was hurt thanks to the conductor

lightning struck an orchestra no one was hurt thanks to the conductor  Lame Pun Coon

got three balloons... but they're all the same color first worlds problem

got three balloons...
but they're all the same color first worlds problem  Lame Pun Coon

I don't like going to Hooters It's booby trapped!

I don't like going to Hooters It's booby trapped!  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a line at a Pho restaurant? A 'Pho-queue'!

What do you call a line at a Pho restaurant? A 'Pho-queue'!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the cow who lost her calves? All she has left now are her mammaries.

Did you hear about the cow who lost her calves? All she has left now are her mammaries.  Lame Pun Coon

I used to be a banker but i lost interest

I used to be a banker but i lost interest  Lame Pun Coon

Want to quit KFC It's too difficult quitting Cold Chicken

Want to quit KFC It's too difficult quitting Cold Chicken  Lame Pun Coon

The first time I had sex was the seminal event of my life.

The first time I had sex  was the seminal event of my life.  Lame Pun Coon

Evil is afoot if only it used the metric system.

Evil is afoot if only it used the metric system.  Lame Pun Coon

IM glad i know sign language It's pretty handy

IM glad i know sign language  It's pretty handy  Lame Pun Coon
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