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Saw the new Batman movie last night It was to die for

Saw the new Batman movie last night It was to die for  Lame Pun Coon

Feck scored a zero on his dive tonight what a flop!

Feck scored a zero on his dive tonight what a flop!  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear.  Lame Pun Coon

What did the investigator say to the police officer after investing the murder of a prostitute? "Looks like she had a whore-able day."

What did the investigator say to the police officer after investing the murder of a prostitute?

How many midgets does it take to impress a bunch of macedonian folks? None

How many midgets does it take to impress a bunch of macedonian folks? None  Lame Pun Coon

Andrew Dice Clay stepped out of the shower HE is washed up

Andrew Dice Clay stepped out of the shower HE is washed up  Lame Pun Coon

People make fun of my athlete's foot prevention tip... Don't sock it till you've dried it!

People make fun of my athlete's foot prevention tip... Don't sock it till you've dried it!  Lame Pun Coon

I couldn't figure out how to get my boomerang to work But then it came to me...

I couldn't figure out how to get my boomerang to work But then it came to me...  Lame Pun Coon

I've signed up for a study abroad program I can't wait to meet her

I've signed up for a study abroad program I can't wait to meet her  Lame Pun Coon

I guess you could say THERE ARE A BOATLOAD OF TERRORISTS IN AMERICA

I guess you could say THERE ARE A BOATLOAD OF TERRORISTS IN AMERICA  Lame Pun Coon
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