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I forgot how to throw a boomerang But then it came back to me

I forgot how to throw a boomerang But then it came back to me  Lame Pun Coon

i was on the cover of a rolling stone once i didn't notice it until i got off the couch

i was on the cover of a rolling stone once i didn't notice it until i got off the couch  Lame Pun Coon

Happy BEARthday

Happy BEARthday  Lame Pun Coon

I guess i really did pop a cherry then!

I guess i really did pop a cherry then!   Lame Pun Coon

Barack obamas favourite movie? Barack to the future.

Barack obamas favourite movie?  Barack to the future.   Lame Pun Coon

Bicycle's can't stand alone poor things are just TWO-tired

 Bicycle's can't stand alone   poor things are just  TWO-tired  Lame Pun Coon

I hear horrifying house guest is in your basement But that's only a roomer!

I hear horrifying house guest is in your basement But that's only a roomer!  Lame Pun Coon

Every day I'm chuckling

Every day I'm chuckling  Lame Pun Coon

Why does no one work at apple anymore? They lost their jobs r.i.p. steve

Why does no one work at apple anymore? They lost their jobs
r.i.p. steve  Lame Pun Coon

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon.  He sidles up to the bar and announces:
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