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Biked home in the wind Now I am winded

Biked home in the wind Now I am winded  Lame Pun Coon

I used to buy black metal albums But now I Taake them

I used to buy black metal albums But now I Taake them  Lame Pun Coon

I met a hungry duck at the park today, so I gave it some quackers.

I met a hungry duck at the park today, so I gave it some quackers.  Lame Pun Coon

Why don't people in wheelchairs have opinions? They don't stand for anything

Why don't people in wheelchairs have opinions? They don't stand for anything  Lame Pun Coon

No fortune in your cookie? how unfortunate

No fortune in your cookie? how unfortunate  Lame Pun Coon

What does a cat say when shit happens Oh you gotta be kitten me

What does a cat say when shit happens Oh you gotta be kitten me  Lame Pun Coon

I heard a great joke about my arm It was humerus

I heard a great joke about my arm It was humerus  Lame Pun Coon

YOU HAVE BAD HAIR, YOU SAY? MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS TEASED SO MUCH IN THE 80'S.

YOU HAVE BAD HAIR, YOU SAY? MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS TEASED SO MUCH IN THE 80'S.  Lame Pun Coon

If a man says he has a small penis He might just be being hard-on himself

If a man says he has a small penis He might just be being 
hard-on himself  Lame Pun Coon

Wanna know a shitty disease you can get? Dysentery

Wanna know a shitty disease you can get? Dysentery  Lame Pun Coon
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