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If you want to check if spider in your room is poisonous Search the web!

 If you want to check if spider in your room is poisonous Search the web!  Lame Pun Coon

I once knew a man from Moscow who never slowed down. He was always Russian

I once knew a man from Moscow who never slowed down. He was always Russian  Lame Pun Coon

I had a friend called Jimmy Glasscock You could always see him coming

I had a friend called Jimmy Glasscock You could always see him coming  Lame Pun Coon

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Don't worry, the doctor says I'm okay. But I sure feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Don't worry, the doctor says I'm okay. But I sure feel like I've dyed 
a little inside.  Lame Pun Coon

Old owls never die they just don't give a hoot

Old owls never die they just don't 
give a hoot  Lame Pun Coon

It should be called the Ford Horsemen You know, like the FOUR Horsemen, it's a pun.

It should be called the Ford Horsemen You know, like the FOUR Horsemen, it's a pun.  Lame Pun Coon

I didn't get the circuit But now IC

I didn't get the circuit But now IC  Lame Pun Coon

Where do soldiers poop? In the turret!

Where do soldiers
poop? In the turret!  Lame Pun Coon

You didn't get a fortune in your cookie? How unfortunate.

You didn't get a fortune in your cookie? How unfortunate.  Lame Pun Coon

You think you can take me? Say hello to my little friend!

You think you can take me? Say hello to my little friend!  Lame Pun Coon
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