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why don't melons run away to get married? BECAUSE THEY CANTELOUPE

why don't melons run away to get married?  BECAUSE THEY CANTELOUPE   Lame Pun Coon

arguement at camp? deTENTion

arguement at camp? deTENTion  Lame Pun Coon

A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ... and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

A bear walked into a bar and says,

Did you know? A pessimist's blood type is b-negative

Did you know? A pessimist's blood type is b-negative  Lame Pun Coon

This Just In Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed to see sickness

This Just In Doctors feel fine on ships because they are accustomed 
to see sickness  Lame Pun Coon

This Just In A woman was hit on the head during a hailstorm and was knocked out cold

This Just In A woman was hit on the head 
during a hailstorm and was 
knocked out cold  Lame Pun Coon

TODAY I MET TWO TWINS ATTACHED AT THE TONGUE Wow, that's a mouthful.

TODAY I MET TWO TWINS ATTACHED AT THE TONGUE Wow, that's a mouthful.  Lame Pun Coon

Waddya do? "I gopher." You're a gopher? No, I gopher gold.

Waddya do?

Lose an eye, try to be optimistic

Lose an eye, try to be optimistic  Lame Pun Coon

"Did you hear about the new 'Hobbit' movie?" I don't know what you're Tolkien about.

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