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How do you catch a classical music fan? With BAIT-hoven!

How do you catch a classical music fan? With BAIT-hoven!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the circus fire? IT WAS IN TENTS

Did you hear about the circus fire? IT WAS IN TENTS  Lame Pun Coon

HERE IN CANADA OUR FAVOURITE MONTH IS "Eh! PRIL"

HERE IN CANADA OUR FAVOURITE MONTH IS

You didn't hear? Willy Nelson is in a coma, he got hit by a car this weekend. He was singing on the road again.

You didn't hear? Willy Nelson is in a coma, he got hit by a car this weekend. He was singing on the road again.   Lame Pun Coon

A CUTE GIRL ASKED ME IF SHE COULD USE MY BUG SPRAY SHE WANTS THE DEET!

A CUTE GIRL ASKED ME IF SHE COULD USE MY BUG SPRAY SHE WANTS THE DEET!  Lame Pun Coon

condoms, Spending a ton of money for fucking plastic

condoms, Spending a ton of money for fucking plastic   Lame Pun Coon

What did one cupcake say to the other? Absolutely muffin

What did one cupcake say to the other? Absolutely muffin  Lame Pun Coon

Quicken Loans just released their soundtrack. The genre? House Music

Quicken Loans just released their soundtrack. The genre? House Music  Lame Pun Coon

All these jokes Such PUNishment!

All these jokes Such PUNishment!  Lame Pun Coon

Im reading a book on anti-gravity I cant put it down

Im reading a book on anti-gravity I cant put it down  Lame Pun Coon
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