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My math teacher has a plant in his room, it has square roots.

My math teacher has a plant in his room, it has square roots.  Lame Pun Coon

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint  Lame Pun Coon

Being a scarecrow isn't my favourite job But hay, it's in my jeans

Being a scarecrow isn't my favourite job But hay, it's in my jeans  Lame Pun Coon

If you don't enjoy fish, just eat in the dark because then there's no sea-food

If you don't enjoy fish, just eat in the dark because then there's no sea-food  Lame Pun Coon

LOOK AT ME I'M A CAT MEOW MEOW MEOW UPVOTES TO THE RIGHT

LOOK AT ME I'M A CAT MEOW MEOW MEOW UPVOTES TO THE RIGHT  Lame Pun Coon

Someone threw omega-3 tablets at me yesterday Luckily, I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries.

Someone threw omega-3 tablets at me yesterday Luckily, I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries.  Lame Pun Coon

Just got stopped by a policeman I hope he doesn't cop a feel

Just got stopped by a policeman I hope he doesn't cop a feel   Lame Pun Coon

Smirnoff Rocket Never really took off

Smirnoff Rocket Never really took off  Lame Pun Coon

Why can'y you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent

Why can'y you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the

What was the french guy doing in the swimming pool? He was piscine in it

What was the french guy doing in the swimming pool? He was piscine in it  Lame Pun Coon
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