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Here is some friendly advice ... If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out "Hi Jack"

Here is some 
friendly advice ... If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

Sleeping comes so 
naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.  Lame Pun Coon

Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

Novice pirates make 
terrible singers  because they 
can't hit 
the high seas.  Lame Pun Coon

Clowns just aren't funny, Future. put down that iPad or it's gonna get really f**kin' real.

Clowns just aren't funny, Future. put down that iPad or it's gonna get really f**kin' real.   Lame Pun Coon

1-1-1 Build is a win. Terran'teed.

1-1-1 Build is a win. Terran'teed.  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call identical boobs? Identities

What do you call identical boobs? Identities  Lame Pun Coon

You know that show MAD? I write for it.

You know that show MAD? I write for it.  Lame Pun Coon

I got 99 dogs but a bitch aint' one.

I got 99 dogs but a bitch aint' one.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the blind seamstress she could not mend sraight

Did you hear about the blind seamstress she could not mend sraight  Lame Pun Coon

Reptar Corn? A-MAIZE-ING !

Reptar Corn? A-MAIZE-ING !  Lame Pun Coon
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