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Cat: -Pukes- "You gotta be kitten me"

Cat: -Pukes-

Criminals go downstairs Condescendingly

Criminals go downstairs Condescendingly  Lame Pun Coon

Concede with 90 degrees, Tell him he's right.

Concede with 90 degrees, Tell him he's right.  Lame Pun Coon

i was going to look for my watch but i couldn't find the time

i was going to look for my watch but i couldn't find the time  Lame Pun Coon

Purposely walk towards the wind. *MODEL STATUS*

Purposely walk towards the wind. *MODEL STATUS*  Lame Pun Coon

Two guys walk into a bar You'd think the second one would've seen it coming...

Two guys walk into a bar You'd think the second one would've seen it coming...  Lame Pun Coon

My Friend's Mouth Never Closes I Told her I'd Zip-her

My Friend's Mouth Never Closes I Told her I'd Zip-her  Lame Pun Coon

I got caught masturbating into a cash register yesterday... I got fired, but it's okay, I came into some money

I got caught masturbating into a cash register yesterday... I got fired, but it's okay, I came into some money   Lame Pun Coon

2 atoms are walking down the street. One of them bumped into the other and said "Ahh i just lost an electron" the other said "are you sure" "Yea im positive"

2 atoms are walking down the street. One of them bumped into the other and said

A clock was still hungry So it went back four seconds

A clock was still hungry So it went back four seconds  Lame Pun Coon
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