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Old farmers never die they just go to seed

Old farmers
never die they just 
go to seed  Lame Pun Coon

Many campaign promises are sound Just sound!

Many campaign promises are sound Just sound!  Lame Pun Coon

This Just In Dermatologists often make rash statements

This Just In Dermatologists often make rash statements  Lame Pun Coon

I scoff at your mortal newspaper fireballs Bring it!

I scoff at your mortal newspaper fireballs Bring it!  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents

Did you hear about the Circus fire? It was in tents  Lame Pun Coon

Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Cos they're ugly and they smell

Why do girls wear make up and perfume? Cos they're ugly and they smell  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the prisoner that escaped Azkaban? It's Sirius business.

Did you hear about the prisoner that escaped Azkaban? It's Sirius business.   Lame Pun Coon

I named my dog Herpes. He wouldn't heel.

I named my dog Herpes. He wouldn't heel.  Lame Pun Coon

orders drink at starbucks says "Thanks a Latte"

orders drink at starbucks says

I like to drive my Murphy Studebaker around

I like to drive my Murphy Studebaker around   Lame Pun Coon
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