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Roses are red, violets are blue I have a gun, get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue  I have a gun, get in the van  Lame Pun Coon

Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows.

Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows.  Lame Pun Coon

teach Moral Philosophy? I. Kant !

teach Moral Philosophy? I.  Kant !  Lame Pun Coon

If skittles were to make an Ice Tea flavor that would be in very bad taste.

If skittles were to make an Ice Tea flavor that would be in very bad taste.   Lame Pun Coon

I have to go to the dentist at two thirty

I have to go to the dentist at two thirty  Lame Pun Coon

The problem with an unstable currency system is that a horse can't stay in it

The problem with an unstable currency system is that a horse can't stay in it   Lame Pun Coon

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because that would make them bagles

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because that would make them bagles  Lame Pun Coon

The God Delusion? I've Reddit

The God Delusion? I've Reddit  Lame Pun Coon

Ate at a middle eastern restaurant Made me felafel

Ate at a middle eastern restaurant Made me felafel  Lame Pun Coon

You still haven't gotten over the puns? Oh shush. You love it.

You still haven't gotten over the puns?  Oh shush. You love it.  Lame Pun Coon
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