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What do you call a heavy metal ballad? A bal-lead!

What do you call a heavy metal ballad? A bal-lead!  Lame Pun Coon

Missed the bus and had to chase it. I got exhausted.

Missed the bus and had to chase it. I got exhausted.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium were dating? OMg!

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium were dating? OMg!  Lame Pun Coon

Cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste funny

Cannibals don't eat clowns Because they taste funny  Lame Pun Coon

What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business

What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business   Lame Pun Coon

OBESITY AFFECTS A WIDER VARIETY OF AMERICANS

OBESITY AFFECTS A WIDER VARIETY OF AMERICANS   Lame Pun Coon

What did the seahorse say when the clam stole her her man? "Aw SHELL NO"

What did the seahorse say when the clam stole her her man?

People of Boston We need your photobombs!

People of Boston We need your photobombs!   Lame Pun Coon

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot!

How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it's tit a lot!  Lame Pun Coon

Some fishermen at the docks tried to make me smoke some cigarettes I hate pier pressure

Some fishermen at the docks tried to make me smoke some cigarettes I hate pier pressure  Lame Pun Coon
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