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Why did the fish confess it was hooked on seaweed? It was a cry for Kelp!

Why did the fish confess it was hooked on seaweed? It was a cry for Kelp!  Lame Pun Coon

When my shoes died, they went to heaven For having a good sole

When my shoes died, they went to heaven For having a good sole  Lame Pun Coon

unloading a church piano at goodwill looks like someone's an organ donor

unloading a church piano at goodwill looks like someone's an organ donor   Lame Pun Coon

I met a pessimist at the blood bank his blood type was B-negative

I met a pessimist at the blood bank his blood type was
B-negative  Lame Pun Coon

We found dove In a soapless place

We found dove In a soapless place  Lame Pun Coon

Reddit organizes synchronized toilet flush "So, urine?"

Reddit organizes synchronized toilet flush

If you have an ear for corn puns This one will be a-maize-ing

If you have an ear for corn puns This one will be a-maize-ing  Lame Pun Coon

Indian food leftovers? Sorry, there's Naan left.

Indian food leftovers? Sorry, there's Naan left.  Lame Pun Coon

After Hartnell's 0.9 sec goal the Penguins goalie left in a Fleury

After Hartnell's 0.9 sec goal the Penguins goalie left in a Fleury  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows? No? Well, they're making all the headlines.

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?  No? Well, they're making all the headlines.  Lame Pun Coon
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