Lame Pun Coon

Reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down.

Reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down.  Lame Pun Coon

Cut myself shaving Lost face

Cut myself shaving Lost face  Lame Pun Coon

How did the Etch-A-Sketch CEO take his Martini? Shaken, not stirred

How did the Etch-A-Sketch CEO take his Martini? Shaken, not stirred  Lame Pun Coon

Mom freaks out about bad report card, She's just OVARYacting

Mom freaks out about bad report card, She's just  OVARYacting  Lame Pun Coon

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering-wheel in his pants "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering-wheel in his pants

key key come get me YOU BIG PUSSY

key key come get me 
YOU BIG PUSSY  Lame Pun Coon

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.  Lame Pun Coon

At first, I wasn't sure how to use the mouse Then it clicked

At first, I wasn't sure how to use the mouse Then it clicked  Lame Pun Coon

don't drink and derive

don't drink and derive  Lame Pun Coon

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win but no pun in ten did

I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win but no pun in ten did  Lame Pun Coon
Like us for More!