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What do you call a device that tracks how far you've been tracking a small child? A pedometer

What do you call a device that tracks how far you've been tracking a small child? A pedometer  Lame Pun Coon

70 YEARS AGO, CHANGING THE TV CHANNEL FROM THE COUCH WAS A REMOTE POSSIBILITY

70 YEARS AGO, CHANGING THE TV CHANNEL FROM THE COUCH WAS A REMOTE POSSIBILITY  Lame Pun Coon

Not all non watson majors are a joke Only SOM of them

Not all non watson majors are a joke Only SOM of them  Lame Pun Coon

Don't fret over what others think when you poop loudly. Who gives a shit?

Don't fret over what others think when you poop loudly. Who gives a shit?  Lame Pun Coon

My wife has left me due to my fetish for fondling pasta. I'm feeling canneloni right now.

My wife has left me due to my fetish for fondling pasta. I'm feeling canneloni right now.  Lame Pun Coon

Cocaine? That's where I draw the line

Cocaine? That's where I draw the line  Lame Pun Coon

what do you call an occupied toilet on an airplane? hypotenuse

what do you call an occupied toilet on an airplane? hypotenuse   Lame Pun Coon

My friends said that they like My Little Pony I told them to stop horsing around.

My friends said that they like My Little Pony I told them to stop horsing around.  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call an oreo that ate 2 meals? Double-Stuffed

What do you call an oreo that ate 2 meals? Double-Stuffed  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator  Lame Pun Coon
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